Far too good not to re-blog..I love IT. ~ Have a terrific Thursday y’all, Berna

You Forgot Your Common Sense

I DID NOT WRITE THESE!! I told you there would be times I let the men take over my page, today is a start:

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now
here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! And please
note … these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl.
If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear
us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be
opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . ..again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Don’t cut…

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